Wait, now whats the situation?

At my school, a few of us have developed a certain obsession with a little show called Jersey Shore. Each week, millions of people tune in on thursday nights to watch this strangely entertaining show and laugh at the stupidity the characters exhibit on an episodely basis. For example, at play practice tonight people were starting to get a little testy that we would miss this weeks jersey shore. Threats were hurled, dirty looks were plentiful, and tensions were high. When we were realeased from the bondage of play practice, stage crew, teachers, cast, myself included, practically tripped over each other to get to their cars and haul it to their homes to settle down for some dirty shore fun.
     What makes this insane show so dang addicting and entertaining? let's take a look. the carnal intentions, constant partying, and insane drama paired with a group whose mindset includes gym, tan, and laundry make for a money making, jaw dropping, obsession causing riot. This show just keeps reeling viewers in while simultaneously making the world step back and say: what the hell? I can honestly say i was a little skeptical when i first started watching the show. I'm not usually attracted to the crazy reality show featuring a bunch of dirty, drunk kids from new jersey but after the first episode, i was hooked. i've seen every episode and while i know it's morally repugnant and infused with ignorance, i can't stop watching my shore friends each week. This week's episode was filled with the usual drunken antics, a smush or two, a grenade appearance, tshirt time, a ronnie and sam fight, and a weird trip to a sex shop. but, this week brought something extra special to spice up the party: a rectal exam for ron. Oh, i know it sounds so gross but the look of pain and panic on this juiced up, orange guido's face made me laugh so freaking hard. for some unknown reason ron had a little trouble in the trunk department due to excessive drinking so he's got to tone it down. sam was there, to laugh at him, all the way to the doctor's office. hey, i would too if my boyfriend made a mess on himself everywhere he went. snooks fell asleep in a the doggie bed...and a trip to Karma landed her the first smush she's had in three months. the guy, who's name escapes me, smushed snooks on her time of the month, wrecked the stripper pole, and finally got ousted when he admitted to being engaged once. snookie obviously can't be with a guy who's been that commited! thats just crazy talk for our dear nicole. Deena found a guy too but she's too classy to smush on the first date so they snuggled, she swears ya'll. The guidettes headed to a sex shop and tried on costumes for some unknown reason. typical testosterone pumping space filler. Pauly, my personal fav, ran into his grenade stalker from miami and continued to make fun of her for the entire evening. bravo pauly d, i heartily applaude you. the episode wraps up with yet another dramatic and senseless fight between ron and sam. noone can ever keep up with the reason why they're fighting not even them. they broke up...yet again and just "need some time apart." we all know where this is going, they are definately everyone's favorite disfunctional couple that we love to hate or some people just love.
       So, this week's episode was drama filled and definately delievered in the strange department. there was never a dull moment, not even when ron puked and sam lovingly stood by his side, laughing and accidentally sticking her hand in it. here's my look at the characters: sam is stupid when it comes to ron. she can be a stuckup bitch but you gotta love that sweet little face. jwow is a man with boobs, sincerely. snookie is like a little erotic hampster that is entertaining as hell. deena is basically snookie reincarnated. pauly d is the most well groomed guy ive ever seen, obsessign with tshirt time, and his hair could withstand 50 m.p.h. winds.
ron is a juicehead with the most annoying laugh but he somehow loves sam. the situation gets on my nerves so bad with his constant creeping and masochistic ways plus, his abs look sprayed on. vinny is forgetable sometimes but he's such a sweetheart. so, i totally can't wait til next week to see what my guidos and guidettes do next.
"it was wrong of me to laugh, who wants to bleed out of their butt? i wouldnt."
sammi
and scene.